October 2010
A girlfriend that won't fight my corner?
Might as well not exist. Fuck you, cunt.
I love how...
My girlfriends previous best friend describes me as ‘this new bird’ when…
He’s been to my house.
He’s slept at my house.
He’s met my family.
He’s spent my money.
He’s used my house as a holiday home.
He’s ate my food.
He’s messed up my house.
And then tried to break us up.
He knows my name, and acts like he’s never met...
My girlfriend asks why I put make up on whenever I...
I’d love to tell her that I feel really fucking ugly without it. I can’t stand looking at myself. Because I feel like I’m even more so, not good enough for her when I don’t have it on. I just feel disgusting. I put it on for her, more so than anyone. I’d love to tell her, but she’ll never accept it. She’s forever telling me I’m beautiful, but whats...
Failed my driving test for the 4th time today.
FUCKING MIRRORS.
I'm so fucking confused.
My best friends ex (Dani) and my ex (Kelsey) are now best friends.
Two of my ex’s are getting it on (Keet & Kels). Ones (Kelsey) staying over the others house (Keet) & getting all suggestive.
My mate (Kam) is now friends with my ex (Keet) on facebook, but they (Keet & Kam) don’t actually know each other. But my mate (Kam), slept with my other ex (Kelsey), whos about to...
“Call me ‘politically incorrect’, call me ‘foul-mouthed’...”
– Flamboyant Bellas - Sex for Procreation.
This song makes so much sense.
Squidward: Move Patrick, I'm claustrophobic!
Patrick: What's claustrophobic?
Spongebob: It means he's afraid of Santa.
Patrick: Ho ho ho.
Spongebob: Stop it Patrick, you're scaring him!
I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND.
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sex-candy:
sweatspitcumglitterandbruises:(via buttlover, saveusfromthefallout)
That would be interesting.
Eh I’m bored why not haha
Lets go with it.
lmfao this would be interesting
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“There’s no shortcut to anywhere worth going.”
I'm gunna get drunk...
So I’m gunna get horny
LIP SERVICE.
The first episode..
DISGUSTS ME.
Any lesbian that watches this and LIKES it, is shocking. The way they portray lesbians is horrific. I don’t know about any other lesbians around, but I do not fuck next to dead bodies… I mean, I’ve had sex in a few places, but never a funeral home next to a dead body.. If that’s what they think lesbians do, they’re WRONG.
IDIOTS.
...
There's something about you baby, that makes me...
“Women are their own worst enemies. And guilt is the main weapon of...”
– Fear of Flying, Erica Jong (via fuckyeahliteraryquotes)
I think you come on my Tumblr, still.
If you do, I just want you to know.. You know your ex, Lucy? I know I told you to talk to her, but I’m mad jealous of her. And so paranoid. But I’m gritting my teeth. After all, I brought this on myself.
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Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear...
Whoever made that up was a right arse wipe.
I always used to complain that my mum never used...
Now she offers them to me, but never makes me one.
I suppose the offer is a step…